You get an "A" on your driving test...

I cannot spell out the correct word, I revel to say the right thing
I am sitting looking forward at the car in front of me, I cannot take my eyes off of it
It fades away in my mind, but i hear alarms ringing
I am standing directly in front of it, the driver screams out at me
"Move you fucking moron", but I just gaze forward, stuck in a haze of confusion
The alarm starts to ring again, now I hear
"Fuck it, I'll run your ass over", I pause yet again, and I stare confused and scared.
Next thing I hear the rubber of this monster screeching like a woman raped by a thousand Roman soldiers, I look up just in time to see it coming at me, I dodge the monster, all along it is still making that raping squeal.
The driver pokes their heads out and screams to me "No you wonder why I fucked all of those dudes behind your back, your a fucking waste of my life".

I just stare, confused, scared, dazed, and strange.